It seems customary for the first post of a blog to contain useful information about the self-important schmuck on the writing end of the blog. Such an introduction is often boring, and have very little useful information. In this, the cast and crew of Jaq Phule shall be effortlessly in the mainstream.
Here’s what you need to know:
- To maintain a maximum level of confusion, Jaq refers to themselves in third person plural and will gracelessly beat the Inglish Language into submission when this doesn’t seem to work.
- The opinions, and even facts, written in this blog do not necessarily reflect the reality of Jaq Phule. Sometimes, Jaq forgets to wear their tinfoil hat, and cannot be held responsible for the writings of this blog, nor can any of the staff at Jaq Phule be held responsible for anything rediculously stupid you might wish to do with the informational contents found herein.
- Jaq Phule, who claims no distinction in race, gender, vertical horizontal or diagonal orientation, age group, profession, theology, phlebitic origin, or dental hygiene practices, would nonetheless like to buy the world a Coke.
- Jaq Phule has successfully made sentient contributions to the gene pool.
- Jaq is an American citizen and lives in the Peach State.
- Jaq Phule plans on laughing at Jaqs’ own funerals.
- Jaq likes their anonymity. If you know, or think you know Jaq, please keep it to yourself. Jaq may from time to time avocate activities which may seem illegal or immoral. Be assured however that Jaq does not condone activites which are fattening. Well, not often anyway.
- Jaq has a sinister agenda in writing this blog. Unfortunately, the senior management of Jaq Phule has misplaced said agenda, and their project plan of Most Eville got corrupted when MS Project crashed.
- Jaq will write about damn near anything, given sufficient provocation. If you have a request for a topic perhaps neglected here or anywhere, you can reach one of Jaq’s dedicated support staff at jaqphule [att] gmail [dott] com and make a request. You can have Jaq’s personal guarantees that if said request is not ignored outright, Jaq will post a highly opinionated, if not necessarily accurate, rant on whatever.
- All this crap is copyright the respective owners of Jaq Phule, Unincorporated. Violate this copyright and it will probably be ignored, but you never know.
