Archive for Music You've Never Heard

Alternative Music Video, ca. 1940

I’LL MAKE YOU WEAR RED SHOES!It’s fairly well established that without African-American influence, American music would be, shall we say, different?  Professional music companies would have kept foistering last year’s model on the mainstream audience, in the certainty that it sold yesterday, therefore it or something quite like it will sell today.  Tack on prevailing racial uncertainty and you have a recipe for musical conformity across generations.

Black musicians always had a small audience, but without larger marketing, and no major outlets willing to help out.  So what happened?  Jaq is here to tell you.  Enter the Soundie!

In the late 1930s, Jimmy Roosevelt, the son of FDR, created a company that would essentially vend music videos.  For a thin dime, a mere tenth of a dollar, you could watch a three minute video of the latest bit of music on this jukebox-looking device called a Panoram, shown above.  To save money on this new enterprise, J?R did not hire “top” talent, but had to settle for low-rent musicians.  No doubt, he was expecting that as money rolled in, he would be able to hire more and more famous players.

Jimmy never got past stage one.  Initially fascinated by the new technology, jukebox watchers’ began to be interested in these lower-end musicians themselves.  In an early example of the Long Tail phenomenon, the musicians’ markets grew — not to superstardom, but to far more than they had been previously.  (Today, youtube fulfills the same function for even cheaper than a dime; who says prices must always rise?)  This change in the overall market was among the driving forces that led to Rock ‘n Roll.  What was Elvis singing?  Nothing too terribly different from what some of these small-time black artists were.  Here’s one of the more famous examples of “Sex and drugs and rock and roll music that broke the rules,” by Fats Waller:

There’s this vid that Jaq saw a long time ago, where Frank Zappa explained what happened next.  According to Frank, stuffy cigar-munching corporate record executives decided at the start of the Rock era that they couldn’t remotely tell what was going to be popular anymore.  Music they personally loathed was selling like the proverbial hotcake.  They gave up and hired anybody in the hopes that they would find the next big thing by throwing as much shitake into the fan as possible to see what would stick to the whirring blades.  It was only later, when the “hip” and “with it” crowd became music company producers themselves did the business, perversely, get all conservative and closed again.

Television was the death-knell for the soundie.  Who would pay for video when you could get it for free?  And so the Panoram is today all but forgotten.  But think, would the push for civil rights come later, or even much later, without the Soundie?  Who can say for sure?

Would Rock ‘n Roll have happened without the Soundie?  Without Rock, would have there been anything like hippidom?  And hence to the anti-war movement?  Did FDR’s son inadvertently contribute to the end of Vietnam?  It’s a fun idea to play around with.

Soundies truly rock.  But even if you don’t like them, you could mix them into your standard playlists, where they act almost as palette cleansers.  If you listen to fairly homogenous music (which probably isn’t good for you anyway) then how do you keep the songs from all blending together into one big mush?  Soundies can break the monotony.  Imagine if you can, Reg Kehoe and his Marimba Queens (and one very insane bassist) wedged between heavy scream metal and your favorite ’80s power ballad:

Soundies… one more tool in your mental box for stretching the mind through dissonance.  And a good piece of history too!

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Opposite of Cognitive Dissonance…

…Is of course, Focus.

You may have heard this song before, but probably not at this kind of speed.  So without further ado, I’ll let Gladys Knight here explain.

Put some freaky-looking virtuosos with quirky senses of humor, and this is what you get.  What’s not to like?  Who doesn’t like a little yodelling now and again?

Amazingly enough, these guys are on tour again, thirty-five years later, but unfortunately will be missing the States entirely.  And even more unfortunately, can no longer yodel.

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Positive Dissonance

You can’t avoid getting cognitive dissonance.  It’s fed to you all day long, unless you live in a cave.  But it’s not necessarily a bad thing.

The way Jaq sees it, you have three choices when confronted with two simultaneouly conflicting ideas or values:

  1. Let your brain collapse into a confuséd pool of jelly.  This puts you into a state where you accept, more or less uncritically, whatever happens next.  If someone has put you into this state intentionally, who’s likely to benefit from your fuse-blow?  Long term, if you accept both sets of ideas, the contradictory mess will not serve you.
  2. Run away from the whole crazy thing.  If you’re truly overwhelmed, this is an acceptable strategy, but not ideal.  You get to run away an awful lot.  Typically this is done by picking one side and backing it to the hilt.  Understand, someone might be setting you up for this, too…
  3. Grapple with it until you can see both sides and judge a way to live with both.  Jaq believes this to be the core process of all human growth — being faced with a deep and uncertain problem, and finding a way to add a strategy to cope.  This lets you set your own agenda.

Sometimes though, there is no one setting any other agenda.  Cognitive dissonance arises naturally when studying other languages.  Jaq, who believes it to be reasonable that if you’re reading this then you must understand English, would like to give you a new wrinkle on “yes” and “no”.  We all know what “yes” and “no” mean, right?

Well, sometimes in carefully defined circumstances, “no” can mean “yes”.

But this isn’t that kind of blog.

Jaq has heard many explanations why some Asians say “yes” when they really mean “no.”  These explanations involve cultural embarassment about disappointing the questioner, etc.  There may be a component of that, but for the Japanese at least, it is literally because “yes”, or <hai>, can also mean “no”, depending on the type of question asked.

This gets VERY confusing when attempting to be bilingual in Japanese/English.  And even more confusing when two native Japanese speakers attempt to communicate in English.  Which yes/no system do they expect to use?  For a fascinating, first hand tale of one journey to wrestle with this issue, click here.


For a completely unrelated use of the word <hai!>, the following is like at least the fourth weirdest thing Jaq has seen today.  So far.  Audio of this will fit nicely in Jaq’s iPod.

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You Too Can Play Like This

 All it takes is about four decades of sharp focus.  Eight hours a day.  No cheating.

Focus, of course, is the opposite of cognitive dissonance.  You can’t avoid dissonant information and situations, so really you can’t focus unless you’ve mastered your own mind.  And Jaq thinks that Alexandr Dmitriov here probably has.

Watch the guy’s fingers. And you’ve got to love the crazy head-banging rockin’ out.

Jaq’d show this one played by the same guy, but it seems better known already.

Brought to you by the Department of Cool Music You Likely Ain’t Heard Before.

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Cool Music You’ve Likely Never Heard Before

Inca Roads is one of the most frighteningly complex pieces of music ever to be called Rock.  The rhythm changes are startling, and the interplay among the players reaches breakneck speed toward the end.  Someday I’ll devote some blogspace to the amazing opportunities for finding cognitive dissonance in this song.

 But not today.  Not long ago, if you had asked Jaq Phule if it were possible for just two guys with acoustic guitars to effectively capture the essence and insanity of the monstrosity that IS Inca Roads, Jaq would have responded, “No freakin’ way.  One of them would have to be like Mike Keneally or something.”

 So far, Jaqs’ prediction holds true.  This has to be seen to be believed.  Mike even does the marimba parts by way of vocals.

Mike requests that the following be known: “This [blog entry] is not an official MK/BFD product.”

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